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Helen_NJ
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539
Îòêóäà: NC, USA

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Àâãóñòà 29, 2009 9:14pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Êîëëåãè ïðèñëàëè:

Öèòàòà:
Random Thoughts

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
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Helen_NJ
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539
Îòêóäà: NC, USA

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Àâãóñòà 29, 2009 9:18pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Ñïåðòî ñ äðóãîãî ôîðóìà:

�à êóðñàõ àíãëèéñêîãî ÿçûêà äàëè èíäóñó çàäàíèå ñî÷èíèòü ìàëåíüêèé ðàññêàç ñî ñëîâàìè: Green, Yellow, Pink. Ó íåãî ïîëó÷èëîñü âîò ÷òî: Early morning. I wake up. The phone: "green-green, green-green!". I pink up. And say: "Yellow?"

Øèðîêàÿ óëûáêà (no direspect èíäóñàì)
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Âîñêðåñåíüå, Àâãóñòà 30, 2009 3:45am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Helen_NJ ïèñàë(à):
Êîëëåãè ïðèñëàëè:

Ñìåõ

Îñîáåííî ïîðàäîâàëè ýòè ïóíêòû:
Öèòàòà:

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.


Î÷åíü ñìåøíî!
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Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 1, 2009 9:56pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé


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Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
L-vira
Ãðàæäàíî÷êà ìèðà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 05.09.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 909
Îòêóäà: Kazan, Ru

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 5, 2009 9:39am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Ìäÿ...
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Happiness is a state of mind!
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå
rommy
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 07.10.2006
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 226
Îòêóäà: Ukraine

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 5, 2009 8:41pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

L-vira ïèñàë(à):
Ìäÿ...

�å ìäÿ,à "ôîòîøîï". Óëûáêà



Îòæèã æóðíàëèñòîâ (ìîæåò è áàÿí,íî ÿ ýòîãî íå âèäåë).
http://www.gazeta.ru/sport/2009/01/a_2921166.shtml
Çàãîëîâîê!!!

 îðèãèíàëå ôàìèëèÿ http://www.fis-ski.com/uk/news/fisnews/fisnews.html?actu_id_444=1074&actu_page_444=1&s=moscow



Èç ðàçðÿäà "Êëèåíò âñåãäà ïðàâ???" (âèäåî)
http://autochel.ru/service/advice/231310.html
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå
Helen_NJ
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539
Îòêóäà: NC, USA

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ïîíåäåëüíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 7, 2009 9:18pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

rommy ïèñàë(à):
Îòæèã æóðíàëèñòîâ (ìîæåò è áàÿí,íî ÿ ýòîãî íå âèäåë).

Herr Hujara - ýòî ÷òî-òî! Ñìåõ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
rommy
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 07.10.2006
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 226
Îòêóäà: Ukraine

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ïÿòíèöà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 11, 2009 9:19pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cxitNqSnU&feature=player_embedded

×óæîé ñìåõ çàðàçèòåëåí ïëþñ êî âñåìó ÒÎ,÷òî òàùèò ýòà äåâêà.
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå
Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 12, 2009 3:35am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

rommy ïèñàë(à):
×óæîé ñìåõ çàðàçèòåëåí ïëþñ êî âñåìó ÒÎ,÷òî òàùèò ýòà äåâêà.

Ñìåõ Êëàññíî!
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Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ïîíåäåëüíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 14, 2009 4:18pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Êèòàéñêèé âàðèàíò ïåðåâîäà:


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Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
ßí Ôèõòåð
Ñóïåð-ïóïåð ìåãà-îôôòîïùèê


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 03.06.2005
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 691
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 15, 2009 2:16am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Andrew ïèñàë(à):
Êèòàéñêèé âàðèàíò ïåðåâîäà:

�ðèêîëüíî ))) Âîò îêàçûâàåòñÿ ÷åì æåíùèíû íîãòè ïîëèðóþò )))
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�å èùè ïðîòîðåííûõ ïóòåé. Èäè äîðîãàìè, êîòîðûõ íåò íà êàðòå, è îñòàâü ñâîé ñëåä
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Helen_NJ
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539
Îòêóäà: NC, USA

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñðåäà, Îêòÿáðÿ 14, 2009 2:09am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Spell Checker Poem Øèðîêàÿ óëûáêà

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
White Owl
Øòàòíûé çàíóäà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 2452
Îòêóäà: USA, New York City

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñðåäà, Îêòÿáðÿ 14, 2009 1:19pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Âîò çäåñü åñòü èñòîðèÿ ýòîãî ñòèõà, è åãî îðèãèíàëüíûå âåðñèè:
http://grammar.about.com/od/spelling/a/spellcheck.htm
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail MSN Messenger
Àðòåì
Ìîäåðàòîð


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295
Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Íîÿáðÿ 10, 2009 9:07am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

�å çíàþ, ìîæåò áàÿí...

Öèòàòà:

Ó÷åíèê

Ó ó÷èòåëüíèöû ïåðâîãî êëàññà âîçíèêëè òðóäíîñòè ñ îäíèì èç ó÷åíèêîâ.
Îíà ñïðîñèëà: «×òî ñ òîáîé, ìàëü÷èê?»
Ìàëü÷èê îòâåòèë: "ß ñëèøêîì óìíûé äëÿ ïåðâîãî êëàññà. Ìîÿ ñåñòðà â òðåòüåì, à ÿ óìíåå åå! Äóìàþ, ÿ òîæå äîëæåí ó÷èòüñÿ â òðåòüåì!»
Äëÿ ó÷èòåëüíèöû ýòî áûëî óæå ñëèøêîì. Îíà ïîâåëà ìàëü÷èêà ê äèðåêòîðó è îáúÿñíèëà âñþ ñèòóàöèþ. Äèðåêòîð ïîäóìàë è ñêàçàë ìàëü÷èêó: «ß ïðîâåäó òåñò, è åñëè òû íå ñìîæåò îòâåòèòü íà êàêîé-íèáóäü èç âîïðîñîâ, òî âåðíåøüñÿ îáðàòíî â ïåðâûé êëàññ, è áóäåøü âåñòè ñåáÿ õîðîøî».
Ìàëü÷èê ñîãëàñèëñÿ.
- Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 3 x 3?»
- 9
- Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 6 x 6?
- 36
È òàê áûëî ñ êàæäûì âîïðîñîì, íà êîòîðûé, ïî ìíåíèþ äèðåêòîðà, òðåòüåêëàññíèê äîëæåí çíàòü îòâåò. Òîãäà äèðåêòîð ïîâåðíóëñÿ ê ó÷èòåëüíèöå è ñêàçàë: «Äóìàþ, ìàëü÷èê ìîæåò ïîéòè â òðåòèé êëàññ».
Òîãäà ïðåïîäàâàòåëüíèöà îòâåòèëà, "Ó ìåíÿ òîæå åñòü ñâîè âîïðîñû:
- ×òî åñòü ó êîðîâû â êîëè÷åñòâå 4, à ó ìåíÿ òîëüêî 2?
Ìàëü÷èê, ïîñëå ïàóçû îòâåòèë:
- �îãè
- À ÷òî åñòü òàêîãî â òâîèõ áðþêàõ, ÷åãî íåò â ìîèõ?
- Êàðìàíû
- ×òî òâåðäîå è ðîçîâîå - êîãäà âõîäèò, è ìÿãêîå è ëèïêîå - êîãäà âûõîäèò?
Äèðåêòîð îñòîëáåíåë ñ ðàñêðûòûìè ãëàçàìè, è íå óñïåë îïåðåäèòü îòâåò.
- Æâà÷êà!
- ×òî äåëàåò ìóæ÷èíà - ñòîÿ, æåíùèíà - ñèäÿ, à ïåñ - íà òðåõ ëàïàõ?
Òåïåðü ãëàçà äèðåêòîðà íà ñàìîì äåëå âûïó÷èëèñü øèðîêî, íî ïðåæäå ÷åì îí óñïåë, ÷òî-òî ñêàçàòü, ìàëü÷èê îòâåòèë:
- �îäàåò ðóêó
- Òåïåðü ÿ çàäàì 7 âîïðîñîâ èç ðàçðÿäà ÊÒÎ ß? Òû âñòàâëÿåøü â ìåíÿ ñâîé êîë. È ÿ ñòàíîâëþñü ìîêðîé ðàíüøå òåáÿ:
- �àëàòêà
-  ìåíÿ âõîäèò ïàëåö. Ëó÷øèé ìóæ÷èíà ïîëó÷àåò ìåíÿ ïåðâûì?
- Îáðó÷àëüíîå êîëüöî
- Ó ìåíÿ òóãîé ñòåðæåíü. Ìîé êîíåö âîíçàåòñÿ. Â äâèæåíèè ÿ äðîæó?
- Ñòðåëà
- Êàêîå ñëîâî â àíãëèéñêîì ÿçûêå íà÷èíàåòñÿ ñ F è çàêàí÷èâàåòñÿ íà K è îçíà÷àåò ìíîãî æàðà è âîëíåíèé?
- Firetruck» (�îæàðêà)
- Êàêîå ñëîâî íà÷èíàåòñÿ ñ F è çàêàí÷èâàåòñÿ íà K? Åñëè ýòîãî íåò, òåáå ïðèõîäèòñÿ ðàáîòàòü ðóêàìè?
Fork (Âèëêà)
�òî åñòü ó âñåõ ìóæ÷èí, ó êîãî-òî ýòî äëèííåå, ó êîãî-òî êîðî÷å. Ìóæ÷èíà äàåò ýòî ñâîåé æåíå, ïîñëå ñâàäüáû?
- Ôàìèëèÿ
- Ó êàêîãî îðãàíà íåò êîñòåé, åñòü ìûøöû è ìíîãî âåí. Îí ïóëüñèðóåò è îòâå÷àåò çà çàíÿòèÿ ëþáîâüþ?
- Ñåðäöå
Äèðåêòîð ñ îáëåã÷åíèåì âûäîõíóë è ñêàçàë ó÷èòåëüíèöå:
Îòïðàâüòå åãî ïðÿìî â óíèâåðñèòåò!!! �à ïîñëåäíèå 7 âîïðîñîâ ÿ ñàì îòâåòèë íåïðàâèëüíî!
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Andrew
Ãëàâíûé òðåïà÷


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421
Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Íîÿáðÿ 10, 2009 3:48pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Àðòåì ïèñàë(à):
�å çíàþ, ìîæåò áàÿí...

Ñìåõ
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Àíäðåé Ãåðàñèìîâ
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Paul
Æèòåëü ôîðóìà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 29.09.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 171
Îòêóäà: Piter, RUS

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ñðåäà, Íîÿáðÿ 11, 2009 7:40pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Ñóïåð!
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future >> reality
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail
White Owl
Øòàòíûé çàíóäà


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 2452
Îòêóäà: USA, New York City

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 12, 2009 9:25pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Çàäàëè ìíå òóò â êà÷åñòâå äîìàøíåé ðàáîòû íàïèñàòü îáçîð ýêñïåðèìåíòîâ Harry Harlow ñ îáåçüÿíàìè. �ó ÿ êàê ïðèëè÷íûé ó÷åíèê ðåøèë åùå è âèäåî-çàïèñè ýòèõ ýêñïåðèìåíòîâ ïîñìîòðåòü.
 îäíîì ýêñïåðèìåíòå ìàëûøà ìàêàêè-ðåçóñà ïóãàþò "ñòðàøíûì ìîíñòðîì", ìàëûø ñíà÷àëà óáåãàåò èñêàòü çàùèòû ó êóêëû èçîáðàæàþùåé ìàòü, ïîòîì íà÷èíàåò íàïàäàòü íà ñòðàøíîãî ìîíñòðà - ïðîãîíÿòü åãî.
Âèäåî êîí÷àåòñÿ è YouTube êàê îáû÷íî âûäàåò ïàðó ëèíêîâ íà ïîõîæåå âèäåî. Ñìîòðþ ÿ íà ýòè ëèíêè è âûïàäàþ â îñàäîê:
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Îòïðàâèòü e-mail MSN Messenger
Àðòåì
Ìîäåðàòîð


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295
Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 12, 2009 9:50pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

White Owl ïèñàë(à):
Ñìîòðþ ÿ íà ýòè ëèíêè è âûïàäàþ â îñàäîê:


Øèðîêàÿ óëûáêà Øèðîêàÿ óëûáêà Øèðîêàÿ óëûáêà
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Àðòåì
Ìîäåðàòîð


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295
Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: Ïÿòíèöà, Íîÿáðÿ 13, 2009 8:57am    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Êàê óñòàíîâèòü óñòðîéñòâî? Âñ¸ î÷åíü ïðîñòî - íóæíî áåæàòü è âçäðàãèâàòü! Óëûáêà



(c) exler.ru: http://www.exler.ru/bannizm/13-11-2009.htm
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Àðòåì
Ìîäåðàòîð


Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003
Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295
Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa

ÑîîáùåíèåÄîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 19, 2009 5:02pm    Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: Îòâåòèòü ñ öèòàòîé

Òåëåôîí ðóñèôèöèðîâàííûé, íî êèòàéöàìè (íå ïðèêîë - ðåàëüíî; ñåðûé èìïîðò):


Âîéäèòå â òåëåôîííûé êîäåêñ çàìêà = Ââåäèòå êîä òåëåôîíà
Âîéäèòå â �ÓËÀÂÊÓ, Âîòêíèòå ÈÃËÓ = Ââåäèòå �È�
Èñïûòàíèÿ îñòàþòñÿ = Îñòàëîñü ïîïûòîê
Êîäåêñ ïðèíÿò = Êîä ïðèíÿò
Çâîíèòå êíèãå = Òåëåôîííàÿ êíèãà
Óäàëèòå áðåâíî çàïðîñà = Î÷èñòèòü æóðíàë âûçîâîâ
�åò �àëè÷íûé = MMS
Çâóêîâîé ÿùèê = Ãîëîñîâàÿ ïî÷òà
Ñîîáùåíèå ðàäèîïåðåäà÷è = Èíôîðìàöèîííûå ñîîáùåíèÿ
�ðåäïî÷òèòå ïðåäúÿâèòåëü = �ðåäïî÷èòàåìàÿ ñåòü
�ðèëàâîê = Ñ÷åò÷èê (SMS, GPRS è ò.ï.)
�ðèëàâîê ïåðåíàáîðà = Ñáðîñèòü ñ÷åò÷èê
�ðîåêòû = ×åðíîâèêè
�ðåäíàçíà÷èòü èíôîðìàöèþ = Øàáëîíû
�àçíà÷åíèÿ = �àñòðîéêè
Ìîùü ãðàôèêà = Âêë/âûêë ïî ðàñïèñàíèþ
�îêàçèòü õàðàêòåðèñòèêó = �àñòðîéêè äèñïëåÿ
Ñïàñèòå ýêðàí = �êðàííàÿ çàñòàâêà
Ñïàñèòå = Ñîõðàíèòü (ôàéë)
�îñâÿùåííûé êëþ÷ = �àçíà÷åíèå "áûñòðûõ êëàâèø"
Ìåëîäèÿ ñîñòàâëÿåò = Ñèíòåçàòîð ìåëîäèé
Çâóêîâîé ðåãèñòðàòîð, ðåãîðäîð = Äèêòîôîí
�åêîðäû = Çàïèñè
Èãðîê = �ëååð
Îáúåì = Ãðîìêîñòü
Ìîäà, Ñïîñîá = �åæèì
Ñèíèå çóáû, Ñèíèéòîæåth = Bluetooth™
Çâîíèòå õðàíåíèþ = �àìÿòü òåëåôîíà
Óðîâåíü íåïëàòåæåé íàáîðà = Óñòàíîâêà óðîâíåé ïî óìîë÷àíèþ
�ðèëîæèòü = �îäêëþ÷èòü
Âñïîìîãàòåëüíàÿ êëàâèàòóðà, êîòîðóþ îòïèðàþò! = Êëàâèàòóðà ðàçáëîêèðîâàíà!
Äâèãàé ê = �åðåéòè ê (â WAP-áðàóçåðå)
ßñíîå ïå÷åíüå = Î÷èñòèòü cookies
Âåðíóòüñÿ ê íà÷àëó
Ïîñìîòðåòü ïðîôèëü Îòïðàâèòü ëè÷íîå ñîîáùåíèå Ïîñåòèòü ñàéò àâòîðà
Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèÿ:   
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Ñòðàíèöà 45 èç 71

 
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