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Helen_NJ Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539 Îòêóäà: NC, USA
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Àâãóñòà 29, 2009 9:14pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Random Thoughts
-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-I think the freezer deserves a light as well. |
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Helen_NJ Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539 Îòêóäà: NC, USA
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Àâãóñòà 29, 2009 9:18pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Ñïåðòî ñ äðóãîãî ôîðóìà :
Ã�à êóðñà õ à Ããëèéñêîãî ÿçûêà äà ëè èÃäóñó çà äà Ãèå ñî÷èÃèòü ìà ëåÃüêèé ðà ññêà ç ñî ñëîâà ìè: Green, Yellow, Pink. Ó Ãåãî ïîëó÷èëîñü âîò ÷òî: Early morning. I wake up. The phone: "green-green, green-green!". I pink up. And say: "Yellow?"
(no direspect èÃäóñà ì) |
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Andrew Ãëà âÃûé òðåïà ÷

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Äîáàâëåíî: Âîñêðåñåíüå, Àâãóñòà 30, 2009 3:45am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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ÎñîáåÃÃî ïîðà äîâà ëè ýòè ïóÃêòû:
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-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
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Andrew Ãëà âÃûé òðåïà ÷

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Äîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 1, 2009 9:56pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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L-vira Ãðà æäà Ãî÷êà ìèðÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 05.09.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 909 Îòêóäà: Kazan, Ru
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 5, 2009 9:39am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Ìäÿ... _________________ Happiness is a state of mind! |
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rommy Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 07.10.2006 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 226 Îòêóäà: Ukraine
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Helen_NJ Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539 Îòêóäà: NC, USA
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ïîíåäåëüíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 7, 2009 9:18pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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| Îòæèã æóðÃà ëèñòîâ (ìîæåò è áà ÿÃ,Ãî ÿ ýòîãî ÃÃ¥ âèäåë). |
Herr Hujara - ýòî ÷òî-òî!  |
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rommy Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 07.10.2006 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 226 Îòêóäà: Ukraine
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Andrew Ãëà âÃûé òðåïà ÷

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñóááîòà, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 12, 2009 3:35am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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| ×óæîé ñìåõ çà ðà çèòåëåà ïëþñ êî âñåìó ÒÎ,÷òî òà ùèò ýòà äåâêà . |
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Andrew Ãëà âÃûé òðåïà ÷

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ïîíåäåëüíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 14, 2009 4:18pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Êèòà éñêèé âà ðèà Ãò ïåðåâîäà :
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ßà Ôèõòåð Ñóïåð-ïóïåð ìåãà -îôôòîïùèê

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 03.06.2005 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 691 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê
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Äîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Ñåíòÿáðÿ 15, 2009 2:16am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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| Êèòà éñêèé âà ðèà Ãò ïåðåâîäà : |
Ã�ðèêîëüÃî ))) Âîò îêà çûâà åòñÿ ÷åì æåÃùèÃû Ãîãòè ïîëèðóþò ))) _________________ Ã�Ã¥ èùè ïðîòîðåÃÃûõ ïóòåé. Èäè äîðîãà ìè, êîòîðûõ Ãåò Ãà êà ðòå, è îñòà âü ñâîé ñëåä |
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Helen_NJ Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 13.11.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 1539 Îòêóäà: NC, USA
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñðåäà, Îêòÿáðÿ 14, 2009 2:09am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Spell Checker Poem
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Eye have run this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew. |
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White Owl Øòà òÃûé çà ÃóäÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 2452 Îòêóäà: USA, New York City
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Àðòåì Ìîäåðà òîð

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295 Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa
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Äîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Íîÿáðÿ 10, 2009 9:07am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Ó÷åÃèê
Ó ó÷èòåëüÃèöû ïåðâîãî êëà ññà âîçÃèêëè òðóäÃîñòè ñ îäÃèì èç ó÷åÃèêîâ.
ÃŽÃà ñïðîñèëà : «×òî ñ òîáîé, ìà ëü÷èê?»
Ìà ëü÷èê îòâåòèë: "ß ñëèøêîì óìÃûé äëÿ ïåðâîãî êëà ññà . Ìîÿ ñåñòðà â òðåòüåì, à ÿ óìÃåå åå! Äóìà þ, ÿ òîæå äîëæåà ó÷èòüñÿ â òðåòüåì!»
Äëÿ ó÷èòåëüÃèöû ýòî áûëî óæå ñëèøêîì. ÃŽÃà ïîâåëà ìà ëü÷èêà ê äèðåêòîðó è îáúÿñÃèëà âñþ ñèòóà öèþ. Äèðåêòîð ïîäóìà ë è ñêà çà ë ìà ëü÷èêó: «ß ïðîâåäó òåñò, è åñëè òû ÃÃ¥ ñìîæåò îòâåòèòü Ãà êà êîé-Ãèáóäü èç âîïðîñîâ, òî âåðÃåøüñÿ îáðà òÃî â ïåðâûé êëà ññ, è áóäåøü âåñòè ñåáÿ õîðîøî».
Ìà ëü÷èê ñîãëà ñèëñÿ.
- Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 3 x 3?»
- 9
- Ñêîëüêî áóäåò 6 x 6?
- 36
È òà ê áûëî ñ êà æäûì âîïðîñîì, Ãà êîòîðûé, ïî ìÃÃ¥Ãèþ äèðåêòîðà , òðåòüåêëà ññÃèê äîëæåà çÃà òü îòâåò. Òîãäà äèðåêòîð ïîâåðÃóëñÿ ê ó÷èòåëüÃèöå è ñêà çà ë: «Äóìà þ, ìà ëü÷èê ìîæåò ïîéòè â òðåòèé êëà ññ».
Òîãäà ïðåïîäà âà òåëüÃèöà îòâåòèëà , "Ó ìåÃÿ òîæå åñòü ñâîè âîïðîñû:
- ×òî åñòü ó êîðîâû â êîëè÷åñòâå 4, à ó ìåÃÿ òîëüêî 2?
Ìà ëü÷èê, ïîñëå ïà óçû îòâåòèë:
- �îãè
- À ÷òî åñòü òà êîãî â òâîèõ áðþêà õ, ÷åãî Ãåò â ìîèõ?
- Êà ðìà Ãû
- ×òî òâåðäîå è ðîçîâîå - êîãäà âõîäèò, è ìÿãêîå è ëèïêîå - êîãäà âûõîäèò?
Äèðåêòîð îñòîëáåÃåë ñ ðà ñêðûòûìè ãëà çà ìè, è ÃÃ¥ óñïåë îïåðåäèòü îòâåò.
- Æâà ÷êà !
- ×òî äåëà åò ìóæ÷èÃà - ñòîÿ, æåÃùèÃà - ñèäÿ, à ïåñ - Ãà òðåõ ëà ïà õ?
Òåïåðü ãëà çà äèðåêòîðà Ãà ñà ìîì äåëå âûïó÷èëèñü øèðîêî, Ãî ïðåæäå ÷åì îà óñïåë, ÷òî-òî ñêà çà òü, ìà ëü÷èê îòâåòèë:
- �îäà åò ðóêó
- Òåïåðü ÿ çà äà ì 7 âîïðîñîâ èç ðà çðÿäà ÊÒÎ ß? Òû âñòà âëÿåøü â ìåÃÿ ñâîé êîë. È ÿ ñòà Ãîâëþñü ìîêðîé ðà Ãüøå òåáÿ:
- Ã�à ëà òêÃ
-  ìåÃÿ âõîäèò ïà ëåö. Ëó÷øèé ìóæ÷èÃà ïîëó÷à åò ìåÃÿ ïåðâûì?
- Îáðó÷à ëüÃîå êîëüöî
- Ó ìåÃÿ òóãîé ñòåðæåÃü. Ìîé êîÃåö âîÃçà åòñÿ.  äâèæåÃèè ÿ äðîæó?
- ÑòðåëÃ
- Êà êîå ñëîâî â à Ããëèéñêîì ÿçûêå Ãà ÷èÃà åòñÿ ñ F è çà êà Ã÷èâà åòñÿ Ãà K è îçÃà ÷à åò ìÃîãî æà ðà è âîëÃÃ¥Ãèé?
- Firetruck» (�îæà ðêà )
- Êà êîå ñëîâî Ãà ÷èÃà åòñÿ ñ F è çà êà Ã÷èâà åòñÿ Ãà K? Åñëè ýòîãî Ãåò, òåáå ïðèõîäèòñÿ ðà áîòà òü ðóêà ìè?
Fork (Âèëêà )
Ã�òî åñòü ó âñåõ ìóæ÷èÃ, ó êîãî-òî ýòî äëèÃÃåå, ó êîãî-òî êîðî÷å. 헾֏Ãà äà åò ýòî ñâîåé æåÃÃ¥, ïîñëå ñâà äüáû?
- Ôà ìèëèÿ
- Ó êà êîãî îðãà Ãà Ãåò êîñòåé, åñòü ìûøöû è ìÃîãî âåÃ. Îà ïóëüñèðóåò è îòâå÷à åò çà çà Ãÿòèÿ ëþáîâüþ?
- Ñåðäöå
Äèðåêòîð ñ îáëåã÷åÃèåì âûäîõÃóë è ñêà çà ë ó÷èòåëüÃèöå:
Îòïðà âüòå åãî ïðÿìî â óÃèâåðñèòåò!!! Ã�à ïîñëåäÃèå 7 âîïðîñîâ ÿ ñà ì îòâåòèë Ãåïðà âèëüÃî!
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Andrew Ãëà âÃûé òðåïà ÷

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 01.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 10421 Îòêóäà: Èðêóòñê, RU -> Los Angeles, US
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Äîáàâëåíî: Âòîðíèê, Íîÿáðÿ 10, 2009 3:48pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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| Ã�Ã¥ çÃà þ, ìîæåò áà ÿÃ... |
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Paul Æèòåëü ôîðóìÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 29.09.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 171 Îòêóäà: Piter, RUS
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ñðåäà, Íîÿáðÿ 11, 2009 7:40pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Ñóïåð! _________________ future >> reality |
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White Owl Øòà òÃûé çà ÃóäÃ

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 2452 Îòêóäà: USA, New York City
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Äîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 12, 2009 9:25pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Çà äà ëè ìÃÃ¥ òóò â êà ÷åñòâå äîìà øÃåé ðà áîòû Ãà ïèñà òü îáçîð ýêñïåðèìåÃòîâ Harry Harlow ñ îáåçüÿÃà ìè. Ã�ó ÿ êà ê ïðèëè÷Ãûé ó÷åÃèê ðåøèë åùå è âèäåî-çà ïèñè ýòèõ ýêñïåðèìåÃòîâ ïîñìîòðåòü.
 îäÃîì ýêñïåðèìåÃòå ìà ëûøà ìà êà êè-ðåçóñà ïóãà þò "ñòðà øÃûì ìîÃñòðîì", ìà ëûø ñÃà ÷à ëà óáåãà åò èñêà òü çà ùèòû ó êóêëû èçîáðà æà þùåé ìà òü, ïîòîì Ãà ÷èÃà åò Ãà ïà äà òü Ãà ñòðà øÃîãî ìîÃñòðà - ïðîãîÃÿòü åãî.
Âèäåî êîÃ÷à åòñÿ è YouTube êà ê îáû÷Ãî âûäà åò ïà ðó ëèÃêîâ Ãà ïîõîæåå âèäåî. Ñìîòðþ ÿ Ãà ýòè ëèÃêè è âûïà äà þ â îñà äîê:
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Àðòåì Ìîäåðà òîð

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295 Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa
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Äîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 12, 2009 9:50pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Ñìîòðþ ÿ Ãà ýòè ëèÃêè è âûïà äà þ â îñà äîê:
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Àðòåì Ìîäåðà òîð

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295 Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa
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Äîáàâëåíî: Ïÿòíèöà, Íîÿáðÿ 13, 2009 8:57am Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Êà ê óñòà Ãîâèòü óñòðîéñòâî? Âñ¸ î÷åÃü ïðîñòî - ÃóæÃî áåæà òü è âçäðà ãèâà òü!
(c) exler.ru: http://www.exler.ru/bannizm/13-11-2009.htm |
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Àðòåì Ìîäåðà òîð

Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàí: 10.03.2003 Ñîîáùåíèÿ: 8295 Îòêóäà: Russia, Ufa
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Äîáàâëåíî: ×åòâåðã, Íîÿáðÿ 19, 2009 5:02pm Çàãîëîâîê ñîîáùåíèÿ: |
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Òåëåôîà ðóñèôèöèðîâà ÃÃûé, Ãî êèòà éöà ìè (ÃÃ¥ ïðèêîë - ðåà ëüÃî; ñåðûé èìïîðò):
Âîéäèòå â òåëåôîÃÃûé êîäåêñ çà ìêà = Ââåäèòå êîä òåëåôîÃÃ
Âîéäèòå â Ã�ÓËÀÂÊÓ, ÂîòêÃèòå ÈÃËÓ = Ââåäèòå Ã�ÈÃ�
Èñïûòà Ãèÿ îñòà þòñÿ = Îñòà ëîñü ïîïûòîê
Êîäåêñ ïðèÃÿò = Êîä ïðèÃÿò
ÇâîÃèòå êÃèãå = ÒåëåôîÃÃà ÿ êÃèãÃ
Óäà ëèòå áðåâÃî çà ïðîñà = Î÷èñòèòü æóðÃà ë âûçîâîâ
Ã�åò Ã�à ëè÷Ãûé = MMS
Çâóêîâîé ÿùèê = Ãîëîñîâà ÿ ïî÷òÃ
ÑîîáùåÃèå ðà äèîïåðåäà ÷è = ÈÃôîðìà öèîÃÃûå ñîîáùåÃèÿ
�ðåäïî÷òèòå ïðåäúÿâèòåëü = �ðåäïî÷èòà åìà ÿ ñåòü
�ðèëà âîê = Ñ÷åò÷èê (SMS, GPRS è ò.ï.)
Ã�ðèëà âîê ïåðåÃà áîðà = Ñáðîñèòü ñ÷åò÷èê
Ã�ðîåêòû = ×åðÃîâèêè
Ã�ðåäÃà çÃà ÷èòü èÃôîðìà öèþ = Øà áëîÃû
Ã�à çÃà ÷åÃèÿ = Ã�à ñòðîéêè
Ìîùü ãðà ôèêà = Âêë/âûêë ïî ðà ñïèñà Ãèþ
�îêà çèòü õà ðà êòåðèñòèêó = �à ñòðîéêè äèñïëåÿ
Ñïà ñèòå ýêðà à = Ã�êðà ÃÃà ÿ çà ñòà âêÃ
Ñïà ñèòå = Ñîõðà Ãèòü (ôà éë)
Ã�îñâÿùåÃÃûé êëþ÷ = Ã�à çÃà ÷åÃèå "áûñòðûõ êëà âèø"
Ìåëîäèÿ ñîñòà âëÿåò = ÑèÃòåçà òîð ìåëîäèé
Çâóêîâîé ðåãèñòðà òîð, ðåãîðäîð = ÄèêòîôîÃ
�åêîðäû = Çà ïèñè
Èãðîê = �ëååð
Îáúåì = Ãðîìêîñòü
Ìîäà , Ñïîñîá = �åæèì
ÑèÃèå çóáû, ÑèÃèéòîæåth = Bluetoothâ„¢
ÇâîÃèòå õðà ÃÃ¥Ãèþ = Ã�à ìÿòü òåëåôîÃÃ
ÓðîâåÃü Ãåïëà òåæåé Ãà áîðà = Óñòà Ãîâêà óðîâÃåé ïî óìîë÷à Ãèþ
�ðèëîæèòü = �îäêëþ÷èòü
Âñïîìîãà òåëüÃà ÿ êëà âèà òóðà , êîòîðóþ îòïèðà þò! = Êëà âèà òóðà ðà çáëîêèðîâà Ãà !
Äâèãà é ê = �åðåéòè ê (â WAP-áðà óçåðå)
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