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Cop: How do you say "dog" in Spanish?
Starbucks guy: Perro.
Cop: Okay. How do you say "dog" in Mexican?
Starbucks guy: Usted es un idiota.

Teen girl #1: Okay. Maybe I'm, like, retarded for not knowing this, but...did you guys know that other countries have national anthems, too?
Teen girl #2: Duh! It's the same song, in different languages!

Girl #1: We have to turn right on this street.
Girl #2: But it's a one way...
Girl #1: Dude, we are walking!

Girl: Do you have any exciting plans for tonight?
Guy: No. Do you want to have a hot dog eating contest?
Girl: Not so much, since I'm a vegetarian.
Guy: I guess I win, then.

Old lady #1: Oh, how awful! You cut your dog's ears. How horrible! How'd you like to have your ears trimmed?
Old lady #2: I would.

Teen chick: You know, I really like vacuuming.
Teen guy: Ew. That's gross.
Teen chick: What? That I like to clean? I'm a woman...Isn't it my job?

Guy #1: Which one did you make out with?
Guy #2: I dunno, I can't tell the difference. Whichever one is Jessica.

Little girl: Ew, sex, gross!
Mother: Sex isn't gross. It's natural and it can be a very beautiful thing.
Little girl: You wouldn't say that if you heard what Eleanor told me.

Girl on cell: Can you hear me when I roll my eyes?

Chick on cell: It's a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can't use that refrigerator ever again.

Girl: I've never been blonde, like blonde. I had blonde roots once.

R.E.M

Teen girl: Do you like stroking my ears?
Teen guy: Do you like it when I stroke your ears?
Teen girl: That was one of the first things I noticed about you...that you were stroking my ears.
Teen guy: Yeah.
Teen girl: Have you done it to other girls before?
Teen guy: Wha?
Teen girl: I guess my boobs are really small, and you need something to grab on to.
Teen guy: ...Do you ever cook meat?
Teen girl: This one time the mother of the kids I nanny made me make them chicken nuggets. But she left raw chicken out on the corner, and I had to make them in the bag with the Shake N' bag, and I literally called my mother, like, sobbing, while I was shaking.
Teen guy: Whoa. That's sucks that she made you, like, compromise your, like...Yeah...Yo...

--A train
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Katen'ka

Shake N'bag - ГЅГІГ® ГґГЁГ°Г¬Г - ГЇГ°Г®ГЁГ§ГўГ®Г¤ГЁГІГҐГ«Гј ГІГҐГµ Г±Г Г¬Г»Гµ Г±ГіГµГ Г°ГҐГ©. Г•Г®ГІГї, Г¬ГГҐ ГЄГ Г§Г Г«Г®Г±Гј, Г·ГІГ® Г®ГГЁ ГГ Г§Г»ГўГ ГѕГІГ±Гї Shake n'Bake. Г‹ГЁГЎГ® Г§Г¤ГҐГ±Гј Г®ГЇГҐГ·Г ГІГЄГ , Г«ГЁГЎГ® Гї ГЁГµ ГГҐ ГЇГ°Г ГўГЁГ«ГјГГ® ГГ Г§Г»ГўГ Г«Г Г“Г«Г»ГЎГЄГ

R.E.M

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Taco Bell Might Sue
Girl #1: I don't normally carry a bag of vomit with me as a weapon.
Girl #2: We should market that.

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Tourist lady #1: Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to the corner of Madison and Park?
Man: No such place. See, those streets run--
Tourist lady #2: Oh, he doesn't know. We just came from there, so let's just go back the way we came.

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Guy: Hey a six-legged lamb was born in Belgium over the weekend.
Girl: Are they sure it wasn't a four=legged spider?...I mean, a six-legged...I mean, a spider with wool?

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Chick: Let's go to the other wing. I'm not that interested in seeing the modern art.
Guy: Then why are we at the Museum of Modern Art?

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Guy #1: Hall of psychics!
Guy #2: That says "physics".

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Yarmulke guy #1: Well, I mean, like for me one of the biggest issues was religiosity.
Yarmulke guy #2: So, was she more or less than you?
Yarmulke guy #1: Much less.
Yarmulke guy #2: Yeah?
Yarmulke guy #1: Let me just put it this way: two days after we broke up she was wearing pants.

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Promoter guy: Hey, see a comedy show! Is your relationship in trouble? Humor will help
Girl: No, thanks.
Promoter guy: Your relationship's in trouble.
Girl: Yeah, like your career.

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Dad: Do you think I want to talk about princesses 24 hours a day?
Little girl: No.
Dad: What do you think I want to talk about?
Little girl: Star Wars.