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White Owl

A turk by the name of Haroun
Ate whiskey by means of a spoon,
To one who asked why
This Turk made reply:
"To drink is forbidden, you loon".

Helen_NJ

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R.E.M

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Vice Versa

ГЂ ГўГ®ГІ ГЅГІГ® Г¬Г» ГіГ·ГЁГ«ГЁ ГГ ГґГ®ГГҐГІГЁГЄГҐ ГГ ГЇГҐГ°ГўГ®Г¬ ГЄГіГ°Г±ГҐ:

There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true
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