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MaxNero Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 19.04.2005 : 641 : Different city in USA :) -> Moscow, RU -> USA
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: , 29, 2016 3:35pm : |
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Áðàòüÿ ñëîâåíöû òðîëëÿò
Put In Put Off
Put In -Put In - Put Off
íó âîò òåïåðü â ãîëîâå çàñåë ýòîò ïðèïåâ... |
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Oleg_Msk Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 30.09.2004 : 1000
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Ñîâåòñêîå òåëåâèäåíèå:
— Íàø áåãóí çàíÿë ïî÷åòíîå âòîðîå ìåñòî.
— Àìåðèêàíñêèé áåãóí ïðèøåë ïðåäïîñëåäíèì.
Ðîññèéñêîå òåëåâèäåíèå:
— Íàø áåãóí çàíÿë ïî÷åòíîå âòîðîå ìåñòî.
— À àìåðèêàíñêèé?
— À àìåðèêàíñêèé äîëëàð óïàë íà 0.9 ïóíêòà.
Óêðàèíñêîå òåëåâèäåíèå:
— Óêðàèíñêèé áåãóí ìîã çàíÿòü ïî÷åòíîå ïåðâîå ìåñòî.
— Íî åìó ïîìåøàë ðîññèéñêèé áåãóí.
— Îáâàëèâøèé äîëëàð íà 0.9 ïóíêòà.
Àìåðèêàíñêîå òåëåâèäåíèå:
— Óðîæåíåö øòàòà Ìýí âûèãðàë íàöèîíàëüíûå ñîðåâíîâàíèÿ ïî ìèðîâîìó ïåðâåíñòâó â áåãå.
Åâðîíüþñ:
—  îòëè÷èå îò óðîæåíöà øòàòà Ìýí, ýòîò áåæåíåö äâàäöàòü äíåé áåæàë ïî áàëêàíñêîé çåìëå, ñïàñàÿñü îò ãîíåíèé. Âìåñòå ñ íèì åãî ñåìüÿ. "Ôðàó Ìåðêåëü, ãäå æå âàøå îáðàçîâàíèå" — âîñêëèöàþò îíè.
— Îäíà áåãîâàÿ äîðîæêà íàíîñèò óùåðá áîëüøèé, ÷åì òûñÿ÷è âåëîñèïåäîâ, ýòî âîçìóòèòåëüíî! — ãîâîðèò Ìàðê Êàóôìàí, èññëåäîâàòåëü Èíñòèòóòà ýêîëîãèè â Çàóýðõîôå. |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 8, 2016 9:51am : |
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Ãàèøíèê êàðàóëèò ó âûõîäà èç ðåñòîðàíà. Âûõîäèò ïîäâûïèâøàÿ òîëïà, ðàññàæèâàåòñÿ ïî ìàøèíàì è ðàçúåçæàåòñÿ êòî êóäà.
Ãàèøíèê ïðèìåòèë îäíîãî, êîòîðûé âîîáùå åëå íîãè ïåðåäâèãàë, ïîåõàë çà íèì, îñòàíîâèë:
- Ïîäóéòå â òðóáî÷êó!
Ðåçóëüòàò - íóëåâîé.
Ãàèøíèê:
- Êàê òàê ìîæåò áûòü?
Ìóæèê:
- À ÿ ñåãîäíÿ äåæóðíûé ïî îòâëåêàþùåìó ìàí¸âðó. |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 13, 2016 1:48pm : |
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— Ïî÷åìó æåíñêèé ïðàçäíèê îòìå÷àþò â ìàðòå?
— Íó, ïîòîìó, ÷òî æåíùèíû êàïðèçíû è íåïðåäñêàçóåìû, êàê ìàðòîâñêàÿ ïîãîäà.
— À ïî÷åìó èìåííî âîñüìîãî?
— Çàäîëáàë óæå! Ïîòîìó, ÷òî äâå äûðêè ðÿäîì! |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 13, 2016 1:48pm : |
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— Ïî÷åìó òû íå õî÷åøü êóïèòü ìíå êâàðòèðó?  êîíöå êîíöîâ, â ìîèõ æèëàõ òå÷¸ò òâîÿ êðîâü!
— Áîëüíîé, îòñòàíüòå îò äîíîðà, äàéòå åìó ñïîêîéíî óéòè |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 13, 2016 1:48pm : |
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Èäåì ñ ñàäèêà, ñûí ìîé óâèäåë äåâî÷êó è ãîâîðèò:
— Âîí ïîäëþãà èäåò!
ß â øîêå:
— Ïî÷åìó… ïîäëþãà?
— Ïîäëþãà ìîÿ — Þëüêà! Äëþçèì ìû ñ íåé... |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 13, 2016 1:49pm : |
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Ìû ÷àñòî ãîâîðèì: «Çàòî áóäåò, ÷òî â ñòàðîñòè âñïîìíèòü!!!»
À â ñòàðîñòè ðàç... - è ñêëåðîç!! )) |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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— À òû çíàåøü ïî÷åìó ìèìî ïîñòà ÃÀÈ íóæíî ïðîåçæàòü ìåäëåííî?
— Íåò, à ïî÷åìó?
— Íó îíè æå êàê äåòè ìàëûå, ìîãóò âíåçàïíî íà äîðîãó âûáåæàòü! |
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Havis Íîâè÷îê
: 08.03.2016 : 10
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: , 4, 2016 12:17pm : |
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Ïàïà Âîâî÷êå:
— Äâîéêó èñïðàâèë?
— Èñïðàâèë!
— À íó, ïîêàæè!
— Âîò!
— Íó êòî æ òàê èñïðàâëÿåò?! Äàé-êà ñþäà! |
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ßí Ôèõòåð Ñóïåð-ïóïåð ìåãà-îôôòîïùèê
: 03.06.2005 : 691 : Èðêóòñê
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MaxNero (): |
Put In Put Off
Put In -Put In - Put Off
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Òàì Put In Put Out _________________ Íå èùè ïðîòîðåííûõ ïóòåé. Èäè äîðîãàìè, êîòîðûõ íåò íà êàðòå, è îñòàâü ñâîé ñëåä |
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MaxNero Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 19.04.2005 : 641 : Different city in USA :) -> Moscow, RU -> USA
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MaxiM Áóäóùèé àìåðèêàíåö
: 03.06.2003 : 3546 : Moscow
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: , 2, 2016 9:05am : |
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Ìàëî òîãî, ÷òî ýòî îäèí èç ëó÷øèõ ìîìåíòîâ ôèëüìà, òàê åùå è ìîçãè íà ìåñòî ñòàâèò _________________ MaxiM |
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Tet Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 18.07.2011 : 1233 : Óêðàèíà, íî ùà âðåìåííî â Èòàëèè
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: , 5, 2016 9:26am : |
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MaxiM (): |
Ìàëî òîãî, ÷òî ýòî îäèí èç ëó÷øèõ ìîìåíòîâ ôèëüìà, òàê åùå è ìîçãè íà ìåñòî ñòàâèò |
Ìîçãè íà ìåñòî âñòàâëÿåò.. êîãäà óæå âåñü íàôàðøèðîâàí, à ïîêà íè÷åãî åùå íåò, òî.... óëûáàåìñÿ è ïàøåì.. è íå äî ôèëîñîôñòâîâàíèé. _________________ Çäîðîâüÿ, ìèðà, óäà÷è è äîëãèõ ñ÷àñòëèâûõ ëåò.
Tatiana_tetris@ukr.net |
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Doxx US Patriot
: 14.06.2003 : 2082 : Ulyanovsk, Russia
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: , 4, 2017 7:25pm : |
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Ó÷èòåëü èç ãåòòî _________________ Ñäåëàé ñâîþ ìå÷òó öåëüþ. /Doxx/
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Evgeniy Malyshev Æèòåëü ôîðóìà
: 12.03.2012 : 450 : Dm.-Pomryaskino/Ulyanovsk, Russia
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: , 8, 2017 5:11pm : |
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_________________ If you`re going to San Francisco,
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you`re going to San Francisco,
You`re gonna meet some gentle people there |
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